TOY ME Beta

Instantly turn photos into vintage action figures. Create funny bootleg toys for Developers, Founders, and PMs.

Turn your career trauma into a vintage collectible. Forget generic avatars. The most therapeutic way to resign.

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Upload a selfie to see the magic

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BetaFree during beta. Request a key via email to get 3 free generations per key.

Why ToyMe?

Cheaper than therapy, funnier than your boss.

Instant 3D Generation

Powered by advanced Flux Pulid AI, we generate your 3D vinyl toy in seconds. It's faster than your last performance review.

Secure Photo Processing

We delete your uploaded photos immediately after generating your custom avatar. We don't want them. We have enough problems.

Blind Box Style

Turn your job title into a collectible action figure. Guaranteed to be the most honest blind box you'll ever open.

The Pitch Deck Prisoner

"Pre-Seed, Pre-Revenue, Pre-Hope Edition"

A realistic photo of a "BOOTLEG KNOCKOFF" action figure in cheap, damaged blister pack. The custom toy uses the face from your selfie, looking completely defeated, slumped shoulders, wearing a generic "STARTUP HOODIE".

"Clutching a tiny, broken laptop showing a BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH and a small cardboard sign that reads 'WILL CODE FOR VC FUNDING'..."
Original Selfie
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Toy Result
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* Actual result generated with the prompt above

Healing Your Career Trauma

Tired of being a "Cog in the Machine"? Turn that identity into a literal 3D collectible. Whether you are a burnout PM, a sleepless Founder, or a pixel-perfect Designer, we have a specific vinyl toy mold just for you.

  • Solo Founder Edition
  • Full Stack Dev Edition
  • Product Manager Edition

Who will you be?

"The 3AM Debugger"?
"The Deck Polisher"?
"The JIRA Gardener"?

Identity Classified

How to Create Your Custom Toy

Transforming your selfie into a 3D character is easier than explaining what you do for a living to your parents.

1

Upload Selfie

Upload a clear photo. Our AI Face Detection maps your features for the perfect toy lookalike.

2

Choose Role

Select your tech persona. From "Crypto Bro" to "Overworked Dev", we apply specific outfits and accessories.

3

Get 3D Model

Download your high-res digital collectible. Perfect for profile pictures or printing as a real vinyl figure.

Ready to unbox yourself?